If you’re hanging from a cliff or you’re tied to the tracks, girl
Columbo split and you can’t find Kojak
True love is broken and your tears are fallin’ faster
You’re sufferin’ from a pain in your heart or some other natural disaster
Now I don’t care what kind of shape you’re in
If they put up a roadblock, I’ll parachute in
[Bruce Springsteen - I'm a rocker]